About Me

Rob Phil Barlow is a 30-year-old semi-professional sports person who enjoys spreading fake news on Facebook, travelling and upcycling. He is entertaining and kind, but can also be very boring and a bit unfriendly.

He is a British Muslim. He has a post-graduate degree in sports science. He has a severe phobia of sausages, and is obsessed with bagels.

Physically, Rob is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is tall with almond skin, dark brown hair and black eyes.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. After his mother died when he was young, he was raised by his father

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a legal secretary called Llewellyn August Clifford, who was the same age as him. They broke up because Llewellyn wanted somebody more intellectual.

Rob has one child with ex-girlfriend Llewellyn: Arwyn aged 3.

Rob’s best friend is a semi-professional sports person called Angelica Maynard. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Lenard Garner and Brandyn Tobin. They enjoy adult colouring books together.